You know you're a mother when...

1 - you go a month without blogging and it doesn't seem like it's been that long...

2 - having breakfast consists of a couple cups of coffee and left over pizza from last night, because it's the first thing you can get ready without a pesky peanut flipping out because she wants breakfast...

3- track/yoga/pajama pants are your daily clothing staple. You even have "nice" yoga pants to go out... oh and a drawer full of cotton t-shirts all with some sort of stain on them...

4-you have nursing bras of every colour under the rainbow, but don't have any nice bras as your old ones don't fit anymore...

5 -going to home depot, grocery shopping or doing laundry without your little one at your heels is "me time"...

6-you were looking forward to reading your new book and enjoying a glass of wine, but the book still sits in its bag and the bottle has been left unopened on the kitchen counter a month later...

7-your newest accessory is a purse that is big enough to act as a diaper bag as well...

8-you can't remember the last time you went to dinner and a movie without rushing back or having your cell phone on the whole time...

9- you know what a Backyardigan, Wiggle or Nouky is...

10- you know exactly how many times your little one has pooped and or peed, but you realize you haven't gone all day...

11-bottles, bibs, spit cloths are all over the house

12-walking through your living room in the dark is like walking through a mine field, don't step on the squeeky toy or that singing toy at 2 in the morning... you'll be sorry...

13-wiping butts and spit/vomit doesn't faze you at all, you can go right back to eating within 2 seconds flat

14- "pafueee", "yummy yummy", "poopee" are all part of your daily vocabulary...


and last but not least...


you know every word to the "wheels on the bus", "old McDonald", "you are my sunshine" and "Itsy bitsy spider" and sing them loud and proud pretty much every day.